From the Archive

Not Going to Make It

June 5, 2026

Two-panel medical comic. A doctor tells a patient, "All you need to do is eat better and exercise!" Later, the patient sits on a couch looking distressed while his partner asks how the visit went, and he says, "The doctor said I'm not going to make it."

Comic transcript

Doctor: All you need to do is eat better and exercise!

Partner: How did the visit go?

Patient: The doctor said I'm not going to make it.